A long, long time ago
Think it was five minutes
I was sitting on the couch.
And all of a sudden I noticed
My feet were moving
Involuntarily.
And November didn’t make me shiver.
It’s actually quite hot.
And the bugs like to come out.
So you better watch out!
I can’t remember if I cried.
When I counted all of my bug bites.
Something jolted me deep inside.
The day the bugs made my heart die.
So…
Good, good, good, good night.
Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
And them don’t deserve blood whiskey for mite.
Because they hurt when they bite.
Did you hear about the fleas that jump?
And make your heart thump.
Runaway fast as you can.
Do you believe in beatles so big?
I don’t think you did.
By the way there three and a half inches long.
Now I know there are mosquitoes that itch.
And is it ok for me to call their species a beeeep. (It rhymes with itch. Just add a b.
Yes, they really bit.
I just want them to get hit or spliiiiit.
I am an annoyed girl with no pickup truck.
To hide inside of when the bees come out.
And I knew I was out of luck the day
The day the bugs made my heart die.
I started singing.
Bye bye the swarm of flies
And the bites from mosquitoes,
and the fight from the fleas that make you want to cry.
And the bed bugs that annoy you and me.
And the beatles that make you want to scream.
And hang up a screen
And the bed bugs that make you feel not lucky.
Ee.
Credits to Don McLean for his original song American Pie.
This is great. I am singing it to bubba. I want to get the music for American pie but with out the lyrics so that I can really sing it. Great work girlfriend.
Love you
Bubbie
You can search up “American Pie Karaoke Version”, and it will come up without the lyrics.
This is fantastic! I am sitting at my desk on this very cold Monday morning and having a fantastic giggle. Thanks for the Monday levity. Though I am sorry about the bugs! Ick!