Cat Poop Coffee

Can you imagine a world where cats were royalty, and superior to humans? And every product that had something to do with cats was special and expensive. That is not fully the case in Bali, Indonesia, but there is one product that costs more if cats add a bit of their nature to it. It’s cat poop coffee.

Normal coffee in Bali tastes very good, especially because it grows there. But if you want the expensive kind, you buy the coffee that has cat’s working the process of making it. But don’t worry, after the cats are done with their part, humans clean the poop before serving it to you. Here’s how they make it: the cats love the cherries on this type of coffee bean plant. The coffee bean inside of the cherry is “processed by the cat,” but they can’t digest it. So they poop it out whole. The coffee makers clean the beans by taking the beans out of the poop and then peeling the second bean peel off, leaving a clean bean underneath. Then, they roast, grind and brew the coffee as you would make regular coffee. Because cats are superior, their coffee-growing slaves can sell their coffee for a high price, or enjoy the delicacy as a reward for their hard work.

Fun fact: Cat poop coffee is some of the most expensive coffee in the world.