Do you have a puppy.
That has problems with containing its pee pee.
Well, worry no more,
cause your carpet is safe.
Just get your dog this xx large doggy litter box,
and it will be your pals best friend soon.
Second up to you of course.
Now keep your carpets clean,
and get this for your favorite doggy.
Da da da da!
(Credit to the Taj Mahal and their flower boxes.)
Hello my dear
Should I get a dog to see if this works?