Warthog vs. Anika

1. Warthog eats with its elbows on the table.	1. Anika eats with her elbows on the table.
2. Warthog has a tail.	2. Anika has a ponytail.
3. When warthog’s tail is up it is thinking. When it’s tail drops, it forgets.	3. Anika has no tail.
4. Warthog has fur.	4. Anika hopes she will not ever have fur.
5. Warthog can run 30 mph.	5. Anika wishes she could run that fast.
6. Warthog can live up to 15 years.	6. Anika hopes she lives a lot longer than that.
7. Warthog is a vegetarian.	7. Anika loves meat too much to do that.
8. Warthogs is one of the cutest animals on safari. (Disregarding the baby animals.)	8. Anika is definitely not cute.
9. Warthog loves warthog.	9. Anika loves warthog.