Favorites, Least Favorites, and Why (Ten Months in Review)

Favorite Country & why

Hayes New Zealand. Beautiful, friendly, educated, and relaxed. And everything works.
Rachel New Zealand because the air was clean, the people were sane, and the land is striking.
Anika I cannot name my favorite country, so many of them were so amazing, but here are my top 3.

1. New Zealand – The first place we went was New Zealand. It was amazing in so many ways. The air was clean, the people so nice, lots of animals, and I would most definitely recommend this to anyone and everyone who loves travel. This country was very easy to travel in for a family, and by yourself because it is western, but also because every place you can go there is amazing. You can’t do New Zealand wrong.

2. Spain – We stayed in Spain for 1 month. Most of the time was in Sevilla. I loved being able to walk everywhere I wanted to go, and get everything there. Part of why I loved Spain was the amazing houses we stayed in as well.

3. Kenya – The first day we were in Kenya we were in the city. This was the only time we were there. I love animals, and we went to a baby elephant orphanage, and a giraffe sanctuary, so this was very special to me. For the rest of the time, we were in the desert, on a safari, and I saw more animals there than I probably had in my whole life put together. I am not sure if I would recommend Kenya as a country altogether because I’ve seen so little of it, but it is still one of my favorites.

A few honorable mentions:

Israel – Isreal was smack in the middle of our year. This is my second favorite country for food, and also one of my favorites for the people, experiences, and the time I had there in general.

France – I have been here twice in my life, both times to Paris. This one is on the list because my friend Sierra joined me, and we had a stellar time.

Turkey – I was actually a little bit scared of going to Turkey. There are so many articles stating against Turkey, however, I was very pleasantly surprised. It had lovely weather, people, and the best ice cream ever! (Maras.)

India – I am actually not listing this one because it is my favorite country. I loved the experiences there, but it was a bit too crowded and quick for me. This one is for the food. My favorite cuisine is Indian, through and through, and I loved the food there.

Columbia – Christmas! This was one of the reasons I chose Cambodia. I did not love the country that much, but this holiday, along with the arrival of Ella, Matilda, and their parents is what made it onto the list.

Paloma My favorite countries have been:

New Zealand – It is beautiful with hills and kind people, and they speak english!

India – It is so different from anywhere I have ever been. People are malnourished, and unhealthy, but they still work and go to school as much as possible. The food is also amazing! It is colorful, and bustling, and I didn’t realize how much I enjoyed it until we left.

Israel – The people are so kind, and are always coming up with new inventions. The food is also amazing, and I love the falafels and hummus.

Kenya – We went on a safari and it was amazing! We saw so much wildlife, and I enjoyed driving around in the jeep seeing baby elephants and lions, and it was so vast so I could just enjoy the country without making small talk.

Spain – I loved the food, and the people don’t bother to speak English with you, or even try. They like their language and aren’t about to go out of their way to speak someone else’s language. Also, the AirBnB we stayed in the first two weeks felt very much like a home, and I got used to it. I also love the jamon iberico and the manchego cheese with membrillo.

Least Favorite Country & why

Hayes Mongolia. Amazing people, but it’s sort of a lost land without much there. I am quite glad we went to the Golden Eagle Festival, for no other reason than the photos are amazing. I also loved how connected people are with their land, horses and birds, and how trusting they were with complete strangers to share their animals, and even have us in their homes. It felt like a lost tradition of hospitality and trust.
Rachel Egypt because I never felt completely safe.
Anika Egypt – Not many of the countries this year were ones I didn’t love, however, Egypt did not fit this description. The people were nice, but the experience I had was not amazing. Since there is a war in one of the places we went, the government requires that when out, we had to have two bodyguards on us at all times. It is very uncomfortable to have people with a gun in their holster in your car, but also it was dry their, in the environment, and alot of what we did. I did really enjoy learning about the history and seeing the runes, however, so as this is my least favorite, I still loved it.
Paloma Mongolia – Although I know I will never visit Mongolia again, it was interesting to see the combination of russian and chinese. It was too smokey everywhere we went, and every warm room smelled like I was sticking my head in a bag of coal. The air pollution is terrible, and it is way too cold!

Egypt – It was boring. There were too many people guarding us at all times and it felt unsafe just because of that. The feeling in the back of my mind that part of the country was being bombed as I peacefully walked down the beach, many miles away was unnerving. It was interesting to see ancient Egypt, and I liked seeing the carvings, but it was too much of the same things, and I didn’t find any of it very interesting. I did enjoy seeing the pyramids, but just because I had been hearing of them since I was 5. I enjoyed seeing the 4,000 year old mummies in the Cairo museum.

Favorite Cooking Class & why

Hayes Vietnamese cooking on the rice paddies. Excellent food. Great teacher. Surprising to make the rice papers over the steaming pot ourselves, and I learned something about how to make bone broth soup (pho) by roasting the bones on the grill, and then rinsing them in boiling water before putting them in the stock pot.
Rachel Panna Tiger reserve because the food was delicious and the cooks were so mellow and interesting.
Anika My favorite cooking class was in Morocco. This was partly because our instructor was so kind and amazing at cooking, and also because the food was so good. The main reason why is because of the environment. We stayed at a towering castle of a house, her house, on the second floor. I shared a cozy little room with my sister, and we stayed there for three days, along with the woman who ran the cooking class and my parents. The kitchen was on the bottom floor, and that is where we cooked every day. Just a block away there was a market, and we got all of our yummy food there. Along with the homey environment, this amazing woman had a cat named Tiger. Tiger was the highlight of my time there. So this might not all be related to the cooking class, but those are the reasons why this was my favorite.
Paloma I enjoyed…

The cooking demonstration in Sarai at Toria, India, mostly because the food was so good!

The cooking class in Vietnam where we learned how to make rice noodles, a mixture of rice and water poured onto a cloth above a steamer, and then chopped.I also loved how they char the beef and vegetable before dunking them into boiling water for a few seconds to cleanse them.

The cooking class in Jordan where we made an amazing rice dish, delicious appetizers and some Jordanian drinks.

Morocco we stayed at a cooking school run by a british woman. We stayed in her home which I loved, and we shopped at the local market right outside of her house. We saw her favorite vendors and ate a goats head. (A little bit of hair in the meat!!) We learned how to make Moroccan dishes with the ingredient we had bought from the market. She taught us a little bit about Moroccan cuisine, but didn’t go on a rant about it. We also went to a goat farm where we played with baby goats and milked the goats. With the milk we made cheese which we combined with a Moroccan classic dish, a tagine. It was goat cheese and fresh herbs melted over the big fire.

Israel – We did a Druze cooking class in Israel and we made stuffed zucchini (yum!!!) and for dessert we had the best dessert of the year. It was fried outside kind of like bread, and on the inside there were two options: a goat cheese and honey filling or a nut and cinnamon filling and they were both AMAZING!

Colombia – We cooked with a michelin star chef who worked for Gordon Ramsey! We learned how to make a delicious fish soup and coconut rice, and we also got to make ceviche and learn how to break down a fish!

Least Favorite Cooking Class & why

Hayes Egyptian Nile cruise. Not a class at all. Just “watch us cook now.”
Rachel None were bad.
Anika In Egypt we went on a cruise for 5 days. It was a very large boat, and very comfortable accommodations.
Paloma Egypt – On the beach we had a very informal cooking class where we learned how to make pizza (which we already knew), french fries, and a delicious eggplant dish that was like a layered tomato lasagna.

Cape Town – We did a cooking class in a woman’s house which was fun, but it was mostly fried bread. We did go to the Persian spice store across the street which was awesome and I got powdered coconut milk.

None of the cooking classes we went to were ‘bad’ but these were not my favorite ones.

Favorite Food & why

Hayes Indian food is so delicious, and I enjoy veg food more now – and they are experts.
Rachel Californian because it is comfort food. 🙂 Also, I loved the purple potatoes of Hawaii, and all of the flavors of India and Israel.
Anika India! – Indian food had just the right amount of spicy and sweet and salty. All of the components are there, and fit into just the right places. India is also by far the best place to be a vegetarian. All of the food that has meat is amazing, but the vegetarian options blow your mind. I am not a vegetarian myself, but in order of trying not to get sick, we didn’t eat meat there. The Indian restaurants I have went to at home are also good, but if you want to get the real deal, you have to go to India.
Paloma Spain – I love the tapas! I love how there are legs of ham everywhere, and anywhere you go you can get some sliced off. I also love the combination of manchego and membrillo, a spanish favorite.

India – This may be my favorite cuisine of the year. I loved it because even if you got gas station food, it was still delicious. I love all of the spices and flavors. There is also no such thing as bad food. We had the airplane food and it was delicious!

Israel, Jordan, Egypt, Palestine – I love the Mediterranean cuisine, and how there is a perfect combination of fried falafels and fresh tomato and cucumber salad. I also love the fresh hummus and tahini, and how you can go to a market in Jerusalem and watch the tahini you buy be pressed from the sesame seed.

Least Favorite Food & why

Hayes Mongolian food – kinda heavy and boring. Egyptian desserts – waay too sweet
Rachel There is not much food that I don’t like.
Anika The worst food I have had this year is airplane food. From rotten strawberries to rock solid muffins, you can probably see why. There is usually at least one food that I like, and I usually eat most of it, even if it is bad.

A few honorable mentions:

There are two airlines that I remember that had good food. One of them was Spice Air, and another one Qantas. Neither of them were stellar, but they were good enough.

Paloma Mongolia! – Mongolian traditional foods are just fried bread, curdled cheese, salty milk, and rock hard cheese bricks. Every single traditional Mongolian food I tried was disgusting.

Favorite Activity & why

Hayes Oooh, tough one. I loved hiking in Bhutan with Anika…beautiful and good bonding time with her.
Rachel Safari in the Mara of Kenya and trekking on Maria Island in Tasmania.
Anika I cannot name one activity, but my favorites were in New Zealand. From rolling down the hill in a human sized, water filled hamster ball, to cuddling sheep, I loved everything we did there.
Paloma Cooking classes, seeing local village life, doing charity projects, playing with babies!!, and eating local food

Least Favorite Activity & why

Hayes Nile cruise. Boring, felt a bit captive. Guides were mediocre.
Rachel Visiting the Taj Mahal because the lines were long, the air was toxic, the temperature was squelching, and we had arrived late the night before only to wake very early for touring.
Anika I have a few in mind, but over all, my least favorites were the ones where we didn’t do anything. Watching tiles be made is cool, but when you are slowly being roasted in the sun, and don’t get to do anything, it is a little bit disappointing.
Paloma walking around cities.

Favorite Hotel & why

Hayes Zhiwaling in Bhutan. So beautiful and peaceful.
Rachel Boatshed in NZ and Zhiwa Ling in Bhutan.
Anika My favorites are:

New Zealand:

The Boat Shed on Waiheke Island. This accommodation was one of our firsts, and that may be part of why I loved it so much. But it was definitely also because of the nice beds, view, food, and very cute dog. It was so comfortable there, and I enjoyed it so much.

New Zealand over all had awesome accommodations. I loved pretty much every place we stayed. My 2nd and 3rd in NZ are the Fiordland Lodge, especially for their dog Mazy, and Eden House for the lovely chocolate and room, however those are not in my favorites over all.

Israel:

The Arthur hotel. The Staff were amazing, the rooms clean, the location of the hotel great, but in my opinion, the best thing about The Arthur Hotel is the food. From hummus to cinnamon challah, this breakfast makes you fall in love with Israeli food, and makes you want to stay there forever.

Paloma wildwood, nz – amazing cookies and super nice people, almost like grandparents

boatshed, nz – honeymoon place with amazing views

vietnam – one by the river with nice people and yummy breakfasts

israel – jerusalem had amazing breakfast and nice rooms

spain – my favorite of the trip. it felt like a home

peru – the nice one we stayed in with the tea tour and bear watching. the rooms were huge and nice. they had a private hot tub

Least Favorite Hotel & why

Hayes The airport hotel in Cairo was a low point. We were ready to unwind, but it was cramped and not so clean.
Rachel airport hotel of Delhi
Anika I cannot choose. None of the hotels were actually bad. I either loved the hotels, or I liked them.
Paloma the airport hotels everywhere – they are usually kind of dirty and not nice

Favorite Apartment & why

Hayes Probably the first AirBnB in Seville – so peaceful to be there and relax, and the place was big, beautiful, and had a well equipped kitchen. The apartment in Queenstown was great too.
Rachel Queenstown. Amazing view, ample space, large tv for watching Lord of the Rings, and great laundry machines.
Anika My favorite apartment we stayed in was in Seville, Spain. We were there for two weeks, and it was amazing. As well as being in a safe neighborhood, and able to come and go as I wanted, we got the whole building, with it’s 3 stories to ourselves. With 5 bedrooms, and and 4 bathrooms, my family got 2 extra bedrooms, and each got a bathroom to ourselves, a luxury we never have. It was in the perfect location, and I could walk to everything. It was a cozy home, and though big, did not overwhelm me. I loved this Airbnb.
Paloma seville, manly, cape town, because they had nice kitchens and they felt like real homes.

Least Favorite Apartment & why

Hayes That flea infested place in Sydney, for sure. Awful hosts, and we got so bitten up.
Rachel Manly. Bedbugs, fleas, broken heater, and a host who lacked integrity.
Anika My least favorite was a Airbnb we stayed at was in Manley. This had amazing rooms, a great kitchen, a backyard to make slime, a laundry machine, and comfy couches. The flaw in this magnificence were the bugs and the owner. There were bed bugs, fleas, and wow did they itch. by the time I left I had at least 100 bites. It wouldn’t have been quite as bad if when we told the owner, he didn’t deny it. As well as not owning up to the bugs, he claimed we broke his already broken stuff, and therefore, had to pay for the damage we did not make. Luckily, Airbnb was very empathetic and kind, and helped us with our problems.
Paloma israel tel aviv – location was nice and hotel was simple

barcelona – too big and it felt like unnecessary money, things were not in convenient places

Favorite Airport & why

Hayes Beijing airport had that nice water feature with seats to do work. Peaceful, quiet, beautiful.
Rachel Wellington in NZ. Spacious and clean.
Anika My favorite airport is most definitely Sydney, or SYD. Along with great food options, comfortable seating and nice staff, you have easy security, and stocked up stores. The gates are very easy to get to, and there is either a store, a coffee shop, or a smoothie bar outside each of them. All over the airport there are tables with high chairs that you can sit at, and charge . your device in the provided outlets. There is also WiFi that works, and you can access it anywhere in the airport. If you leave something in any place of the airport, or on a airplane, they are also people you can put your trust into. I left my computer on the airplane once, and it was 15 minutes before I realized my mistake. I went back to the gate, and it was waiting for me. They handled it very responsibly. They made me give them my user name and information before they gave it back to me, to prevent people from stealing it. My dad’s credit card allows us access to at least one lounge at every airport we go to, but at SYD, we thought that it was so nice in the main area, that we sat there instead.
Paloma geneva, all the airports with priority pass lounges

Least Favorite Airport & why

Hayes Not sure. Cairo was a blur, maybe not so great.
Rachel Ulgii, Mongolia. No working toilet.
Anika This is not my least favorite airport, but the place I had my worst experience. Here I was only with my mom, and it was our trip to London right before we left CA. We got into the airport, and everything was going smooth. When we got out, we had a taxi take us to a very nice hotel, and we had a awesome week. We were heading home on a Sunday, and it was a normal transition for the first part. The problem were the staff. Most of them were polite and kind as usual, but when we got to the baggage scanners, it sort of went downhill from there. We were only allowed to put one thing in each bin, and that was a little confusing for us. The problem was, the lady behind the counter was mean. She kept on yelling at us, and then when we still couldn’t get it, she marched up to us and did it for us. The bags went through, and we were relieved to get away. Then we got stopped. At the end of the line, a new lady (thank god) told my mom to open her bag. She opened it and did as the woman told. London is a fashion city. My mom bought a lot of new makeup and creams there, to bring back home. She took out all of her liquids, and laid them down. There aren’t the same rules as other airports. In this one, instead of not being able to have bottles over 3 ounces, but here, you just had to be able to fit everything inside of one small bag per person. My mom tried, but could only fit about half of her stuff. This woman was only doing her job, I knew that, but she was also being kind of mean about it. In the end, my mom had to throw away half her makeup. Our flight was leaving in 30 minutes, and already boarding, so we ran. To get to our terminal, we had to take the train. We arrived just as one was leaving. We got on the next one 6 minutes later, and took a 5 minute ride. When we got to the other side, we sprinted to the gate, which was pretty far away. We had given ourselves 3 hours of time. You are only supposed to come 2 hours in advance for a international, and usually have extra time still. We were the last people to board the plane, and it took off 3 minutes after we boarded. Nothing completely catastrophic happened, but it was a close call.
Paloma the one in indonesia because we had to stay outside in the heat for two hours

Favorite Airline & why

Hayes Spice Air, on account of the surprisingly delicious veg Indian food that emerged from the tin-foil covered tinfoil tray. “Veg or non-veg?” they asked. Haha. Love it!
Rachel All of them for getting me home safely
Anika My favorite airline is Virgin Air, and their mixes. As well as great entertainment, their seating is comfortable, staff kind, and their first class is actually better than economy.
Paloma bhutan air because we got emergency aisle with lots of legroom, qantas air because there was lots of space and pretty good food, and spicejet because the food was actually good!

Least Favorite Airline & why

Hayes American is probably the worst, with old planes, no entertainment centers (even though I don’t use them anyway) and occasionally grough staff.
Rachel Iberia nickels and dimes the customers. I wIsh the tickets had just cost more upfront.
Anika There was this one budget airline in Asia, and I can’t remember what it was called, but I remember that the seating Was so small, you could barely fit your luggage through the aisle, and they were trying to fit as many people on the plane as possible.
Paloma egyptair, iberia air, they were dirty with tiny seats

Favorite Drink & why

Hayes Fresh coconut water anywhere in SE Asia. Also, that choco-avocado smoothie at the roadside restaurant in Flores, Indonesia was amaaaaaazing.
Rachel Clean, spring fresh water from New Zealand.
Anika Water. I have drunk at least 1000 bottles of water with the help of my family this year, if not more. The bottled water is great, but my favorite was when we were in Switzerland. The tap water there came straight from the Swiss Alps, the same place Evian comes from. It was clean, germ free, and tasted amazing.
Paloma The icy lemonade in colombia because it was soo hot and the ice cold colombian drink with some special red fruit and honey.

Least Favorite Drink & why

Hayes That milk tea in Mongolia was not sooo bad – especially when paired with the equally bizarre cheese curds – but I don’t want to drink it again. At least I can now say I’ve had horse milk, camel milk, and yak milk.
Rachel Camel milk. It’s probably an acquired taste.
Anika Camel Milk. It wasn’t disgusting, but it needs a acquired taste.
Paloma mongolian tea! It’s disgustingly salty

Favorite Person we met & why

Hayes So nice to see Charlie and Gil, who made Rachel smile so much. I also have great memories of our guides in S. Africa and Zimbabwe, and especially liked Thabo in Johannesburg.
Rachel Margaret in NZ was so generous and welcoming.
Anika I loved everyone. One person I had in mind was A Muilder, just because she seemed so happy and content, and was my little 5 year old birthday treat.
Paloma dick from mongolia, sofia from new zealand, hannah from australia, the other guy from mongolia whose name i can’t remember.

Least Favorite Person we met & why

Hayes Probably the airbnb hosts in Seattle and Sydney who lied to us.
Rachel
Anika Grumpy Paloma. She is mean, does stuff to tick me off, and tries to as well.
Paloma

Favorite Guide & why

Hayes Thabo (Johannesburg) was so honest, forthcoming, and engaging – especially with the kids. Ahmed (Jordan) was a warm and open guy who grew on me as the week progressed.
Rachel We had many, many extraordinary guides. I can’t think of a favorite.
Anika I cannot choose, so many were amazing.
Paloma Australia brothers in tasmania because they did enough work with still letting us cook. peru guide, cambodia guide, mongolia guide, shlomi in israel, jordanian guide, south africa guide,

Least Favorite Guide & why

Hayes The A+K guides in Egypt were not good. Especially the guy on the boat. The others meant well, but the dictatorial government and constant security patrol made it so they did not speak openly to us, so I felt we were too protected from reality there.
Rachel Nile guide in Egypt. He seemed inauthentic, but to his credit, he tried hard and was always smiling.
Anika This guide was very nice, knew a lot about the the history of Turkey, and I liked him, I did. The only thing was that he was so close minded. He was religious, and that was okay, but he thought everything was connected to god. It may not have helped that my family is so stubborn, but it was annoying and embarrassing to have a god/no god conversation.
Paloma all of the guides in india treated us like we were a higher class and i don’t like that.

Favorite Driver & why

Hayes Our quiet but helpful Indian driver was awesome. I like that he was Sikh and glowed at our appreciation of his religion’s approach to public service to the needy.
Rachel Jordan. He was a complete neat freak. Cambodia. Probably because we were with the Haney-Foulds family it seemed like car time was always a party,
Anika My dad. So many reasons why.
Paloma our driver in peru, i can’t really remember the rest

Least Favorite Driver & why

Hayes None of them was truly awful, but I did get carsick a lot this year.
Rachel na
Anika A few years ago we went to Europe for a month during the summer, and we had just gotten out of the airport, and got into a taxi. There were four seats for us, but only three of them had seat belts. My sister got the seat that didn’t. I assume our driver was drunk. He could have and something else, but he drove like a mad man. It was horrible.
Paloma na

Favorite Community Service (school, service project) & Why

Hayes Although we didn’t do much, I enjoyed visiting the Juanfe Foundation (Colombia) who helped teen mothers. And I enjoyed visiting project Soar (Morocco) who helps teens stay in school and be feminists.
Rachel Biodigester in Zimbabwe. Actually, I have a long list here. We were very lucky to connect with SO many amazing people and organizations doing great work in their communities. There are a lot of inspirational people around the world.
Anika When we got to build a bathroom wall for a school in India with me to we. We had gloves and basically just slapped on wet cement and rocks. It was really fun, and it made my day to know I was helping the community and also having fun.
Paloma Me to We building a foundation, Bio-Digester in Zimbabwe, Seeing babies at the JuanFe foundation in Colombia

Least Favorite Community Service (school, service project) & Why

Hayes Biogas was fun to do, but I felt not a good value in terms of social impact / $ spent. That tech is just too expensive, so I felt the impact / cost was too low.
Rachel Kumbhalgarh, India broke my heart but the Me to We program is actually quite impressive.
Anika
Paloma na

Favorite Type of Activity

Hayes Cooking Classes, Learning from Locals, Hiking
Rachel Walking Tours, Learning from Locals, Hiking, Visiting Schools, Service Projects, Chillaxing (day at leisure)
Anika Chillaxing (day at leisure)
Paloma Cooking Classes, Learning from Locals, Fishing, Hiking, Visiting Schools, Service Projects, Chillaxing (day at leisure)

Least Favorite Type of Activity

Hayes Chillaxing (day at leisure)
Rachel
Anika Walking Tours
Paloma

Is There Anything Else?

Hayes That’s it!
Rachel Our ten months of traveling around the world was the most intense experience of my life. 8 am to 8pm of non-stop learning, exploring, traveling, helping, doing, and connecting. I learned that Paloma is the most positive person I have ever known, Hayes has more energy and drive than I knew plus he is an extraordinary father, and Anika has a deep love for animals and an amazing ability to lose herself in books. I missed routines and my pillow desperately and am so, so grateful we returned alive. The year felt a little like giving birth or taking a class that was way above my skill level. I am fundamentally changed and somewhat traumatized by the experience but also richer. Meeting people around the world was a humbling experience for me. I think it will take me a while to fully digest and process our experiences.
Anika These are answers of what I can remember, or what is most true. Not everything is on here that is in my mind, so I am sorry that you do not have the complete version.
Paloma Nope.

Give A Giraffe A Kiss

You have to stand on something up high.
To reach the animal that is high in the sky.
It has a pattern carefully etched into its skin.
From its toes all the way to its chin.
And when you finally reach its height.
Don’t get to close or you’ll give it a fright.
And if you give it a scare you’ll know what it’ll do.
It will swing its neck right at you.
It will knock you out for minutes or hours.
All the way to the top of the savannah Eiffel Tower.
Those are all the bad things about a Giraffe.
So come and hear the good ones that’ll be sure to make you laugh.
(Number one) They are vegetarians, so the animals won’t attack.
(Number two) They are pretty, and their color is yellow, not black.
(Number three) They have long necks, so they can welcome you without a fright.
(Number four) Their spirits are very, very light.
(Number five) They give wet, liking, warm, make-you-laugh, french kisses that make you jump up and say “hooray”.
(Number six) They love to always play!
So visit a giraffe, give it a kiss. Take a selfie with much bliss. Get a friend that you have so far missed. So twist around your head and plant one on the lips. And I promise you, the giraffe will love with zap zup zips!

Who Am I

I have ears that are definitely a lot bigger than yours.
I tower above you, for my mass is more.
I am dark grey in color.
And I don’t wear a collar.
I am wild.
And I have a child.
As well as a baby.
Who in comparison to me is tiny.
But a lot bigger than you.
My trunk is long too.
And my hide is stronger than super glue.
I have toes, not hooves.
They like to make moves.
And for me.
I like to eat the trees.

I am an African Elephant.
I stand proud on the ground.
With my trunk in the air.
Where my joy can be found.

Who Am I

The length of my neck will leave you in awe.
It is used to reach the leaves of the trees of which I gnaw.
I have spots from my hooves to my head.
I eat leaves and grass, not fish or bread.
I have very long legs.
And small, but great ears.
I am orange and yellow.
I have been for years.
I live among zebras and impalas.
Compared to them, I am much taller.
I tower above.
So guess: who am I, love?

 

I am a giraffe.

Warthog vs. Anika

1. Warthog eats with its elbows on the table. 1. Anika eats with her elbows on the table.
2. Warthog has a tail. 2. Anika has a ponytail.
3. When warthog’s tail is up it is thinking. When it’s tail drops, it forgets. 3. Anika has no tail.
4. Warthog has fur. 4. Anika hopes she will not ever have fur.
5. Warthog can run 30 mph. 5. Anika wishes she could run that fast.
6. Warthog can live up to 15 years. 6. Anika hopes she lives a lot longer than that.
7. Warthog is a vegetarian. 7. Anika loves meat too much to do that.
8. Warthogs is one of the cutest animals on safari. (Disregarding the baby animals.) 8. Anika is definitely not cute.
9. Warthog loves warthog. 9. Anika loves warthog.

Fine

You are finally awake after all of my encouraging meowing.
You tell me to stop.
Fine.

You dress and I watch you.
You tell me to go away.
Fine.

You eat your breakfast while I meow for mine.
You tell me to wait.
NOT fine.
I meow until you finally get up from your tea and give me dry chickeny goodness.
After you’re done I meow for some more.
You tell me no, that I am fat enough.
Fine.

I am sunbathing in my pot.
You come over and ask me to pose.
Fine.

You run downstairs and come up with a string.
I tell myself not to go for it.
I do.
I chase the string down the stairs.
You tell me to “Turn that frown upside down.”
Fine.

I eat some more.
Better than fine.

I recline by the fire.
You tell me to “Stop being such a cat.”

Sorry, but that is.
Just not fine.

The Fishing Doggy

Arf! Bark! Yip! In human, that means Yes! People! Let’s Play!

I live in Dahab which is the best place for a dog to be. And even better, I get to go to the Blue Lagoon every year, and that is where I am now. We play in the lagoon all winter, but now there are so many tourists so my owner is selling barbecue. The only way I tolerate him not paying attention to me is because I get leftovers! Also, the tourists love me.

I am putting up a show by fishing in the lake. I have already caught two! I run into the lake once again, and when a little girl tries to pet me, I run farther in. She tells her dad to wait and runs after me. It is a game. I put up the show, and splash her with my paw. She squeals and sprints out of the water. She is wearing a bikini because this is the only place she can in all of Egypt. My owner calls it “libertee”. He also says that this place is called a “beech reesort”, but I know for a fact that is a hotel.

I catch a fish, but the little girl is gone. Oh well. I guess I will have to eat it myself!

Technology in South Africa

Johannesburg / Cape Town / Soweto

First, a bit of background that I think is helpful

A Zimbabwean explained to me that the US has a strategic interest in South Africa. I gather that it’s easier for the US Navy to sail aircraft carriers around Cape Town if there are not enemy missiles pointed from Cape Town out to sea. Given this strategic interest, I’m surprised to see that the entrepreneurs in South Africa are Indian and Chinese rather than American. Why don’t we do more business investment in South Africa? Maybe we are waiting for the government to get a bit more trustworthy, since President Zuma had been stealing all the money for many years now. If the government gets more trustworthy there, maybe this will change.

South African culture is vastly different from the US. It’s tribal. It’s still really, really racist, as black-white tensions have not disappeared since Apartheid was abolished over 25 years ago. The government is super corrupt at all levels, which has been really damaging for the people. It’s complicated, and too much (and too off-topic) to get into here. Just keep in mind: Johannesburg or Cape Town may look a bit like an American City, but it’s really quite different there.

I interviewed people as we traveled across South Africa. Here are a few things I have learned from them:

The iPhone is too expensive for most people here

Largely people are Android users.

Most villagers can’t afford cell data

They use SIM cards (call / text) only.

In Johannesburg many people own more than one phone

Why? Mistresses. One phone for each mistress — it is easier to keep affairs separated that way.

There are traditional affairs, and then there are the new ones enabled by the internet

Blesserfinder is an online “dating” site where middle-aged men pick up poor girls from the slums to be their “girlfriend” for a year or two or three until the girls are pregnant or their “blessers” are otherwise done with them. A young woman might just really want that iPhone, and that fancy bag, of that fancy dress. With unemployment for youth hovering over 50% it’s easy to imagine that people may see few ways to get out of poverty.

I heard a lot of stories about how hard it is for young women in South Africa, the country with the highest incidence of rape in the world and world’s 4th highest incidence of AIDS. Blessers are a uniquely sad example of how social media enables old-fashioned trades like prostitution to flourish online, and how widespread economic and education gaps here lead to the web supporting different (and more desperate) priorities and choices than we are used to at home.

There are very, very few black entrepreneurs in South Africa

Thabo, a middle-class black South African from a Johannesburg township explained it to me like this: black people don’t want to see other black people succeed in business. If there are two businesses, and one is run by a white person, all the black people will go to the white business. Why? They don’t like seeing a neighbor succeeding because it makes it obvious that they are failing; they would rather see them fail. The lack of black entrepreneurs has left a leadership vacuum that is being filled by Indian and Chinese immigrants. While these businesses are mostly involved in manufacturing, real estate, and trade right now, in the future we may see internet entrepreneurship in South Africa coming from Indian and Chinese business people.

Phone calls and mobile payments are key applications for mobile phone users

EcoCash is the most popular way to send money – it uses SMS dial codes for authentication and works without a data plan. Small business owners can become currency exchangers and take a small commission for converting EcoCash payments into hard currency. Ecocash was described to me as a rare success story of a black African entrepreneur (in this case, from Zimbabwe) making a positive difference in the community, and creating a successful business. Everyone uses it.

 

Living as a Bedouin

I am excited when I see a tourist come through our town. They will sometimes bring books for me and my brothers and sisters. Reading books is how I learned English. I am the only one in my family who knows it. It is quite a responsibility. I am the one talking to the tourists when they come through.

I am happy to live with all of my cousins and family, but sometimes I want to find new friends of my own, outside of my small community. Sometimes I dream of going into a bustling city, shopping through the streets, buying warm pastries and shopping for new shoes. I have never seen a skyscraper.

I am lucky because we don’t have to move every week. We have an oasis inside a cave that our ancestors found in the desert thousands of years ago. We do not have to be nomadic, moving our home every week, because we have water right in our backyard. Surrounding us is a sandy and rocky landscape but there is one green place, my favorite place to look at. Our oasis is a place with green shrubs, date palms and water.

I am very privileged to be Bedouin. I learn to be part of the desert. I can navigate anywhere using the winds, sun and stars. I see, smell and hear things kilometers away. I can tell you when a car is coming minutes before you will notice, and I can find an herb to ease an aching bone. I know when danger may be around, and I always stay safe.

I am lucky to have an uncle who can help whenever someone gets hurt. A few days ago, my cousin got a thorn stuck in her foot. He got it out by soaking it in donkey poop. Camel poop doesn’t work. After two days, it just popped out! My uncle is the smartest man I know.

We hold our traditions so tightly, as tightly as my baby sister holds our mom when she’s scared. Time here stands as still as the mountains; mountains that have not moved for thousands of years. I will show you our mountains, show you our town, and show you all of the Bedouin secrets. Visit me and you will learn how to use plants for medicine, how to locate water in a desert, and how to live off the land in the desert, how to recite poetry, dance our traditional sword dance, ride camels, herd livestock, make three meals around meat and dairy from our livestock, knit tents, and so much more. When you arrive, I will show you our world.

 

Technology in Zimbabwe


A traditional Zimbabwe villager’s kitchen has no technology in it.

Victoria Falls / Two rural villages outside vic falls

In the villages people lead simple lives, often with limited access to fuel, water, and food. People are subsistence farmers living largely on corn mash with occasional vegetables and meat a couple times a month, perhaps. Life is hard here. Even basic technologies like electricity and on-demand fuel do not exist here.


High tech for an African homestead: this bio-digester turns cow poop into methane for cooking, so that young girls don’t have to forage for wood 2 hours each day.

We installed a bio-digester in one family’s home so they could produce methane gas for cooking from decomposing cow dung. This is a lifestyle-changer for them, because the young women in the family will typically spend hours a day scavenging firewood to cook, and then have to breathe tons of dirty smoke while they cook. In contrast to the simple living in the rural areas, more successful villagers may have a solar cell or two on their homestead for electric lighting and to charge cell phones. A phone may be shared among family or village members.

EcoCash, an e-banking service that requires only a basic call/text plan is big here – actually it was invented here. People’s plans typically provide phone+text services only. People are using their phones for money transfers, crop harvest information, and business. Weather forecasts are not used.

Some wealthier people own a nokia for reliability in the bush, and a smartphone for being connected in the city. It is a familiar story for people with poor connectivity. People wondered why there was not better data service in the bush.

I wondered why data services are so expensive, after seeing such low prices in Cambodia. Could internet services be cheap and ubiquitous? Whomever figures this out first will make a lot of money, and change the economy permanently.

I spent a while speaking to a young Zim woman who had a 2012 Nokia Windows phone and she lamented that the new phones are less reliable and harder to use than the old Nokia s40 devices. She missed the old Hardware buttons, durability and battery life of the candybar s60 or s40 nokias. She owns a windows phone and loves the good camera on it, but none of the key apps like Instagram, WhatsApp and Facebook were updated, so she felt left out. She wanted Android just to have current apps (FB, whatsapp, instagram) but didn’t want the OS software to change every year.

I suspect a beautifully designed, ruggedized, affordable android phone with good OS would go a long way here. There are ruggedized phones out there, but they are ugly, and usability of affordable Android phones is reportedly awful. A business opportunity for one of the big tech companies, perhaps?

Technology in Kenya

Many Maasai warrior wear digital watches next to traditional beadwork. This man’s Nokia 810 and Android phone are tucked beneath his robes as he cleans his teeth with a traditional toothbrush tree.

Nairobi / Lewa – Maasai villages / Mara North – Maasai villages

Life in Africa revolves around community, with hierarchy in this order: family (starting with the eldest male), village, tribe. Everything is tribal. A tribe can be thousands of people, like the Zulu or Maasai. This underlies most societal structures from governments to families in schools.

This Nairobi shantytown houses over 300,00o Nigerians

Many people here are very poor – the shantytowns in Nairobi are huge, for example there are 300,000+ people in one shantytown. People choose to live there because it is very cheap, e.g. $50/month. TV dishes dot the roofs of these shantytowns, as this has become affordable enough to enable local businesses to install and support them. TV services are not cheap though – something like $20-30 / month for service, a cost equal to a month’s food budget. I wonder if the internet may enter many people’s homes via these TV providers, since infrastructure already exists.

Maasai live a really traditional life. Digital wrist watches are worn. Cell phones are carried (and shared) but used seldomly. To share phones, people swap SIM cards. Each person has their own SIM and they change it out, sometimes sharing a phone in a family or village. This requires taking out the battery, etc, so a simpler way to swap SIMs could be useful for them.

People use their phones to send money in Kenya. Some are still exchanging airtime minutes from carriers to send money, and many use M-Pesa for financial transactions. M-Pesa charges about 1% transaction fee, and the money exchanger (usually a small business entrepreneur at a local market) charges another 2% commission to do an exchange into a fiat currency. There is some interest in cryptocurrency here but no reported uptake yet.

Farmers use phone calls for crop/cow pricing. Weather reports are not important to the people I spoke to. Surprising.

Cameraphones are useful for staying connected to family who are far away. They are hard for the Maasai to get, since there is no handset distribution in rural areas. To get one, they have to give cash to a friend who will buy one in Nairobi (a 10 hour drive away) and bring it back.

Nokia phones such as the 810 are popular in the bush, but they don’t do internet. Popular android phones from Tecno, sell online for $75 for the handset and last 1-3 years. One local told me they can be found for as little as $10. However, utility is limited by the relatively expensive data plans here: data required to watch YouTube the way we do at home is $0.50 / day, about half of a daily food budget. So, people are very sparing with their data usage. WhatsApp may be cheaper than SMS plans, so people may get a prepaid plan for $2 and stretch it to last 2 weeks for WhatsApp messaging only. Unlike Cambodia which has very cheap data plans, the cost of data services in Nigeria do not match the local economics, so adoption and innovation of internet services are very limited. 

Technology in Egypt

Nile River (Luxor to Aswan) / Dahab, Sinai / Cairo

In most ways, Egyptians use technology like people from other modern and cosmopolitan developing countries such as India. Infrastructure is not great, but it exists. Prices are not great, but they are suitable for the middle class. So, people have smartphones and use the most popular apps like WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook.

The country is famous for the “Facebook revolution” in 2012 when millions of young people organized on Facebook to protest then-president Mubarak. In response to the protests, Mubarak was forced by the Army to step down. Democratic elections led to the Muslim Brotherhood gaining power. MB is a right wing extreme Islamist organization that quickly tried to institute Islamic laws, change the constitution and grab power. The public protested, leading to the replacement of their leaders by senior members from the Egyptian Army, who currently hold power. People seem to both respect and fear President el-Sisi, a man who is both described as someone who is fighting corruption, and who is building prisons to lock up all his opponents. It was not clear to what extent Egyptians live under a military dictatorship right now, but comments from various people indicated that freedom of speech does not exist. This is an interesting contrast to comments that social media allows for the exchange of ideas, news, and information so that people can self-organize without the cooperation of traditional media channels. Activitsts seem to be skating on thin ice. 

Democracy does not come easily to a former dictatorship. Two people (one native Cairo, one long-term expat) independently told me that “Egypt is not ready for democracy” because Egyptians are not educated enough to vote sensibly. Of the two, it was the European-educated Cairo resident who explained to me that people don’t know what “freedom” means. According to her, people think it means “I get things for free” when in fact it means people have to all work towards collaborative self-governance. I noticed such a gap across Africa: democratic elections exist but people don’t know how to make democracy work. Governments are authoritarian and often corrupt.

Literacy is an endemic current issue which limits many aspects of life, not just government. Limits in literacy also affect technology adoption, since most modern technologies – and especially the most affordable ones – are based on reading and writing, and thus require basic literacy to be useful. Services like YouTube are widely popular because they can reach even illiterate people, but using them costs more, and with lack of education usually comes a lack of money to afford higher bandwidth services.

Living Below the Line

Poverty. This is what I live in.

Poverty line. This is what I live below.

Someone once asked me, “What is Soweto?”

Soweto is sharing a port-a-potty with 200 other people.

Soweto is getting up in the morning before the sun rises, on a stained mattress and filthy blankets and knowing I have to work. I fetch water for my brothers and sisters to bathe. I fetch water for us to drink.

Soweto is a smell of urine, blood and filth. My baby sister wets her bed every night. The cloth diaper I made for her isn’t enough.

Soweto is being tired before I arrive at school. Every morning I fetch water for my family, wake up my siblings, and feed and dress us all. I have no energy by the time I get to school. I sleep during class, because like all the other girls, I spend all night laying awake, protecting my body and few belongings. Our bodies do not belong to us. Our bodies belong to older men. Men who have more money than we do. These men come with the promise of an iPhone or money, in return for our bodies. Many girls in my class are pregnant. Some have children as old as three. We are in grade nine.

Soweto is watching my younger sisters go to school, hoping they will not be faced with the same challenges as every other girl in our community but knowing they will. I hope when they go to school they learn. I watch my brothers go to school. I hope they will not turn into the older men in our community but I realize they will become like every other black man. Enslaved by alcohol and drugs.

Soweto is taking turns with my mother on cold nights, tending my fire and others. If something catches fire, all of our few belongings will go with it. We’ll take the rest of our village with us because only a tin wall and palm hair separate my family’s room from our neighbors’ on all sides.

Soweto requires a lot of hope. Hoping is something everyone can do, no matter how much money you have. I hope for many things. I hope one day blacks will be equal to whites in South Africa. We have laws to support equality, but people’s hearts and minds are still catching up. Yesterday a white boy called me a monkey. I hope our community shapes itself up, people can get jobs, and people will not live off of recycling and food scraps. I collect food scraps from under the tables where white people sit. I collect them the same way the dogs do. The only difference is the dogs get their food scraps in a bowl.

I hope for a job. I don’t want to follow in my mother’s footsteps. I want to follow in the footsteps of a life worth passing on and remembering. I hope for education. A good education. Not the free one the government is so proud to provide — 1 tired teacher for 70 students is not going to teach us enough to get a job.

I hope for an education to teach me how to live outside of this township. I hope to become a lawyer. I hope to fight for others, who cannot fight for themselves. I will not charge any money. I will help communities like mine.

I hope for a stable government. Not a corrupt one. For a president who is literate. For police who do their jobs, not for ones who ask for money to go in their pockets.

My family does not live only with sadness. We find fun things to keep us occupied. We play hopscotch with sticks from the trees. We laugh and enjoy each other’s company.

We see others around us who have the same as us, and we see some happier and some more depressed. You don’t need money to live a rich life. Friends and family always are right by your side. Money is not.

Soweto is the place I live. Where do you live? Imagine yourself living in my life. Can you picture it? Would you lose hope? Or would you keep hope and try as hard as you can to hold onto it?

Soweto

They pronounce it “Sowetu.” It’s the South West Township outside of Johannesburg. Back in the day, the European settlers found a whole lot of gold near here. The problem: native people were living on top of it, and the racist government wanted them out of the way. So, they made it illegal for black people to live there, built new homes in townships, rounded up the native South Africans and put them in this collection of ghettos.

The white rulers kept the blacks under control with a series of increasingly severe laws that restricted movement, access to education, and jobs. Critics and protesters were handled in the harshest ways: tortured, imprisoned and killed. Sometimes hundreds of school children were gunned down from military tanks to quell any dissent. This was life in Soweto. This was life under apartheid.

Apartheid finally ended in 1991, but racism is still a driving force here. Soweto is the most famous township today, the recipient of numerous grants, capital infusions and attention from tourists. Nelson Mandela, the figurehead of South African freedom, lived there. Desmond Tutu, the pacifist bishop who helped mount peaceful resistance, lived there. And today, unlike many parts of South Africa, there is even a functional internal economy with black-owned businesses that support local needs.

This township is over 1.4 million people and growing. Some of them have nice houses. Many live in steel shacks. We overlook one slum as children walk home from school. Eighty thousand people pack into a small gully between a stream and the highways. We can see the whole shantytown beneath us, scarcely larger than a city park in Palo Alto, but holding a larger population than our whole city. A single-room tin house may hold thirteen people. Rocks hold down its roof to combat windstorms. Tarps cover holes to slow the leaks, but we see an old man sweeping water out his front door after today’s rain.

Watch out for wires. Bare wires snake precariously from the base of a street lamp into the village. They used to be laying in the grass, but too many children were dying from stepping on them. So townspeople suspend them in the air now, held up by sticks or trees to bring city power to light the few lamps that people have in this village. Unlike the electric fences that merely hurt intruders of the affluent homes down the road, these electric fences will kill you if you touch them.

Despite the poor conditions of the village, the children look clean and healthy as they walk home from school in their matching uniforms. Our guide Thabo warns us, “I can tell you something — none of these kids will make it. They will advance in school, but the pass-rate is now 30%; they can get only 30% on their end of year exams and still pass on to the next grade. Most of these kids will never learn to read and write.” Although the World Factbook claims that 93% of the population can read, our guide tells us that many kids actually finish high school unable to read and write. It seems even their president can’t read simple numbers put in front of him – so what must this mean for the poorest of the poor?

Thabo worries most for the girls. Many of them are lured by the appeal of “Blessers” or “sugar daddies” who are easily found online on “dating” sites like BlesserFinder. A fifty year-old blesser will offer a scantily clad fifteen year old the chance for an iPhone and fancy clothes to be his “girlfriend.” He will pay her for a year, or two, or three, until he is done with her. She may get pregnant, she may not. But someday she will be on her own to find a new blesser, or she may end up standing on the street like Thabo’s friend did working for a Nigerian pimp. Why do some South Africans carry 3 or 4 cell phones? Mistresses. One for each woman. It’s easier to keep them separate that way.

Unemployment is over 50% for youth here. People know president Zuma is corrupt. They know he steals all the money. They know the police will “make a plan” with you they pull you over (i.e. extortion) rather than give you a ticket. But what can the people do? Their choices are grim: they can vote for the ANC again, who ended apartheid but has horrible corruption, or vote for the DA who are associated with apartheid. It is no choice, and people vote largely for the ANC. Things are not getting better.

This seems like a pattern in poorer countries: there is not enough money to go around, so the people in power (i.e. the ones with guns) steal it. Government corruption means not enough money for education. So, kids don’t learn enough, and the nation ends up with an uneducated workforce. People are not educated, so corruption tends not to improve; people’ votes are bought by crooks! Furthermore, foreign investments are slim and when companies do invest, profits flow out of the country to the foreigners, keeping the country poor.

I hope things turn around for South Africa, but after two days diving into current affairs in Johannesburg, I worry. While racism is clearly less severe than in the 1980’s, it is still prevalent, and the majority political party seems deeply damaging. And the locals don’t seem to be supporting each other. Black entrepreneurs are few and far between because locals are deeply jealous of each others’ successes. So, Chinese and Indian immigrants tend to fill the entrepreneurial vacuum, with South Africans working for them. The result: money continues to flow out of the country. What’s not stolen by the government is earned (and taken offshore) by enterprising immigrants.

When will things improve here? I don’t know. Despite abundant natural and human resources, it seems that people here are not set up to capitalize on them to make things better for themselves.

Corruption

Corruption is all over. In subscriptions. In websites. And especially in government. Cambodian government. Chinese government. Korean government. United States government. Egyptian government. Vietnamese government. Australian government. I do not know which. Maybe half of them. Maybe all.

South Africa. I do not know about the rest of the world, but corruption is what keeps our government going. The only way our politicians are working together is by stealing together. As a citizen, I have to pay taxes every month so my roads will be safe enough to drive on, and my sick child can have better medical care, and my house will be able to fit my family. But I along with everyone else am paying taxes, and Africa is not getting richer. Our no-good president and lousy vice president are. Our secretary who doesn’t care at all about the country is. Everyone tries to get our president kicked out, but he says no.

He got himself elected by paying people. Eighty dollars per person could be all it takes.

If you look it up online, you will see we have a 93% literacy rate. But I am literate and South African and I know that almost 2/3 of the population are not fully literate. Over 50% of young people are unemployed. Our president targeted those people to get to vote for him. Most of them voted for him because they needed the money that he gave, and the jobs and houses he promised to provide.

If you look up South Africa on the web, you will find facts. There is free medical care. There is free housing. Everyone who goes to school has successfully passed all of their grades. But if our world was held up by facts, we would have never had the invention of the lightbulb, or a toaster to make our sandwiches. We wouldn’t have even figured out the law of gravity. You have to be in South Africa or go a little bit deeper to see the true story.

Good medical care is difficult to come across. And I am not talking greedily, wanting specialty doctors. I just want a good enough one. There is a saying in South Africa. “Go to the hospital with a headache and they will amputate your leg.” We have to be extra careful to not get sick. The housing situation looks great from the outside. Perfect tiny little apartments. But that is the thing. They’re so tiny. In my house, there is one bathroom, two tiny bedrooms, and nothing else. They are basically a box with heat, beds and running water.

School seems to get worse with time here. My child pays very good attention in school, but he only has a good teacher for the first time in seventh grade. You may think that all of that is normal, but my son is the second best in his class, and he only got 64% on his school exams. He passed onto the next grade. None of his classmates’ stayed behind because the lowest kid missed it by a bit and got 32%. You only have to get 30% to go to the next grade. And if South African children do not learn, how are they supposed to get a job when they grow up? How are they supposed to learn to be doctors, so that South Africa has some good ones? The answer is no answer.

My countries president is not fully literate. He cannot read numbers. How is our country supposed to thrive if our president cannot make deals, write checks, or do the things any other president can do, I do not know. And worse yet, he is not only our head of government but also our chief of state. Too much power for too much bad.

All of our power is in the hands of thieves. All of our money is in the hands of thieves. All of our lives are in the hands of thieves.

What would South Africa have done seven years ago if we knew where our fates lay? What would South Africa have done if we had control over where our money went. I do not know. But I think that if South Africa had the chance to start over now, we would. We would redirect the taxes. We would make our houses larger. We would get ourselves better medical care. We would send our children to better schools, where they don’t pass their tests by guessing. We would not vote for Jacob Zuma. We would do anything and everything that we could to make our lives worth everything we have been through.

If we could have a better government, we would finally be one peaceful country.

Bigger better homes mean our children having more sleep. Having more sleep leads to paying attention in school. Paying attention in school means learning more. Learning more means getting better jobs they are good at when they are older. They can get a job as a doctor and South Africa will have good ones again. They can be a teacher so the next generation will learn. They could have any job they want. Being good at their job means they make more money. Having more money means being able to buy a big house so their children get more sleep and pay attention in school. If everyone made enough money, there wouldn’t be corruption in the government, because people wouldn’t be desperate enough to do it (be a part of it?). It is all one big chain. We just have to make one change in the government and it will change everything.

We can’t just keep on waiting.

Things to be grateful for this morning in the Sinai

  1. we’re not dead yet. so far we are safe.
  2. the mountains here are really beautiful.
  3. the ocean is too.
  4. and the weather is nearly perfect.
  5. i’ve been able to get coffee every morning, even though it’s not very good almost anywhere in egypt
  6. i slept pretty well, even though a mosquito kept waking me up, and i was greeted at 5 am by a house mouse
  7. a cat showed up to get rid of the mouse, but I turned it away. 1 strange animal in my room was enough
  8. everything is a teachable moment, including when i casually threw away the dead cockroach in the kids’ shower last night
  9. they gave us a bodyguard, a logistics manager, and flew out a guide. we cancelled one of the guided trips, the one that this guide specializes in. oops. too tired, and afraid of travel advisories from our government. but he was really nice about it. so there’s that.
  10. the buffet at this hotel is good.
  11. they found us connecting rooms after all, although it took a while and they probably have not been cleaned in a couple months.
  12. tourism is low here, since the revolution. but that means that it’s not crowded, and everyone is really grateful that we are here. I think the media has made out Egypt to be a really unsafe place, but the people here feel pretty secure. I suspect it’s safer than Israel, or most parts of Oakland, but somehow doesn’t feel that way. Maybe it’s all the security checkpoints where there are lots of people but they don’t seem to be doing much…maybe it’s that the army seems to run the government here but it’s not really clear how things work…