Give A Giraffe A Kiss

You have to stand on something up high.
To reach the animal that is high in the sky.
It has a pattern carefully etched into its skin.
From its toes all the way to its chin.
And when you finally reach its height.
Don’t get to close or you’ll give it a fright.
And if you give it a scare you’ll know what it’ll do.
It will swing its neck right at you.
It will knock you out for minutes or hours.
All the way to the top of the savannah Eiffel Tower.
Those are all the bad things about a Giraffe.
So come and hear the good ones that’ll be sure to make you laugh.
(Number one) They are vegetarians, so the animals won’t attack.
(Number two) They are pretty, and their color is yellow, not black.
(Number three) They have long necks, so they can welcome you without a fright.
(Number four) Their spirits are very, very light.
(Number five) They give wet, liking, warm, make-you-laugh, french kisses that make you jump up and say “hooray”.
(Number six) They love to always play!
So visit a giraffe, give it a kiss. Take a selfie with much bliss. Get a friend that you have so far missed. So twist around your head and plant one on the lips. And I promise you, the giraffe will love with zap zup zips!

Who Am I

I have ears that are definitely a lot bigger than yours.
I tower above you, for my mass is more.
I am dark grey in color.
And I don’t wear a collar.
I am wild.
And I have a child.
As well as a baby.
Who in comparison to me is tiny.
But a lot bigger than you.
My trunk is long too.
And my hide is stronger than super glue.
I have toes, not hooves.
They like to make moves.
And for me.
I like to eat the trees.

I am an African Elephant.
I stand proud on the ground.
With my trunk in the air.
Where my joy can be found.

Who Am I

The length of my neck will leave you in awe.
It is used to reach the leaves of the trees of which I gnaw.
I have spots from my hooves to my head.
I eat leaves and grass, not fish or bread.
I have very long legs.
And small, but great ears.
I am orange and yellow.
I have been for years.
I live among zebras and impalas.
Compared to them, I am much taller.
I tower above.
So guess: who am I, love?

 

I am a giraffe.

Warthog vs. Anika

1. Warthog eats with its elbows on the table. 1. Anika eats with her elbows on the table.
2. Warthog has a tail. 2. Anika has a ponytail.
3. When warthog’s tail is up it is thinking. When it’s tail drops, it forgets. 3. Anika has no tail.
4. Warthog has fur. 4. Anika hopes she will not ever have fur.
5. Warthog can run 30 mph. 5. Anika wishes she could run that fast.
6. Warthog can live up to 15 years. 6. Anika hopes she lives a lot longer than that.
7. Warthog is a vegetarian. 7. Anika loves meat too much to do that.
8. Warthogs is one of the cutest animals on safari. (Disregarding the baby animals.) 8. Anika is definitely not cute.
9. Warthog loves warthog. 9. Anika loves warthog.

Technology in Kenya

Many Maasai warrior wear digital watches next to traditional beadwork. This man’s Nokia 810 and Android phone are tucked beneath his robes as he cleans his teeth with a traditional toothbrush tree.

Nairobi / Lewa – Maasai villages / Mara North – Maasai villages

Life in Africa revolves around community, with hierarchy in this order: family (starting with the eldest male), village, tribe. Everything is tribal. A tribe can be thousands of people, like the Zulu or Maasai. This underlies most societal structures from governments to families in schools.

This Nairobi shantytown houses over 300,00o Nigerians

Many people here are very poor – the shantytowns in Nairobi are huge, for example there are 300,000+ people in one shantytown. People choose to live there because it is very cheap, e.g. $50/month. TV dishes dot the roofs of these shantytowns, as this has become affordable enough to enable local businesses to install and support them. TV services are not cheap though – something like $20-30 / month for service, a cost equal to a month’s food budget. I wonder if the internet may enter many people’s homes via these TV providers, since infrastructure already exists.

Maasai live a really traditional life. Digital wrist watches are worn. Cell phones are carried (and shared) but used seldomly. To share phones, people swap SIM cards. Each person has their own SIM and they change it out, sometimes sharing a phone in a family or village. This requires taking out the battery, etc, so a simpler way to swap SIMs could be useful for them.

People use their phones to send money in Kenya. Some are still exchanging airtime minutes from carriers to send money, and many use M-Pesa for financial transactions. M-Pesa charges about 1% transaction fee, and the money exchanger (usually a small business entrepreneur at a local market) charges another 2% commission to do an exchange into a fiat currency. There is some interest in cryptocurrency here but no reported uptake yet.

Farmers use phone calls for crop/cow pricing. Weather reports are not important to the people I spoke to. Surprising.

Cameraphones are useful for staying connected to family who are far away. They are hard for the Maasai to get, since there is no handset distribution in rural areas. To get one, they have to give cash to a friend who will buy one in Nairobi (a 10 hour drive away) and bring it back.

Nokia phones such as the 810 are popular in the bush, but they don’t do internet. Popular android phones from Tecno, sell online for $75 for the handset and last 1-3 years. One local told me they can be found for as little as $10. However, utility is limited by the relatively expensive data plans here: data required to watch YouTube the way we do at home is $0.50 / day, about half of a daily food budget. So, people are very sparing with their data usage. WhatsApp may be cheaper than SMS plans, so people may get a prepaid plan for $2 and stretch it to last 2 weeks for WhatsApp messaging only. Unlike Cambodia which has very cheap data plans, the cost of data services in Nigeria do not match the local economics, so adoption and innovation of internet services are very limited.